Fun couples Halloween idea: throw yourself inside a garbage bin, then have your partner put on a jumpsuit and wheel you around.

do you ever just bite into a fruit and it’s not quite ripe but as you keep going there are ripe parts and you just switch between them and by the time you’re done you’re just totally unsatisfied with your fruit experience

http://furiouskitten.tumblr.com/post/92178992745/jared-paddledowntheriver-furiouskitten

furiouskitten:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

furiouskitten:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

how to win my heart:

1. pick good watermelon
2. feed it to me

Same. But strawberries.

Melons actually ripen off the plant, if it’s not cut yet take it out of the fridge and let it sit for a day or two to ripen

Ohhhhh

furiouskitten:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

how to win my heart:

1. pick good watermelon
2. feed it to me

Same. But strawberries.

Also: look for the light spot to be a buttery yellow, melons that are heavier than they look are juicier and preferable. Also check to see if the stem end is withered. Also it’s better to have overripe melon than underripe. When in doubt, let it sit out for a while.

furiouskitten:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

how to win my heart:

1. pick good watermelon
2. feed it to me

Same. But strawberries.

Melons actually ripen off the plant, if it’s not cut yet take it out of the fridge and let it sit for a day or two to ripen

how to win my heart:

1. pick good watermelon
2. feed it to me

lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(via swagzin)

I actually had the drive to draw something. It ended up only being a dumb little sketch of Spock firing a laser at a (very shocked) pony but it’s something. And I still want to draw (even after seeing my shitty little drawing) but the problem is I ALWAYS struggle with the whole “what to draw” thing. I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw.

Anonymous: Fmk: Eddie Izzard, James Kirk, Hannibal Lecter

do-you-have-a-flag:

dfsdf

K: hannibal before he kills me

F: Kirk. (because he’s already married to his ship (and also spock))

M: Eddie Izzard and get free tickets to all his stand up ever

I should not have watched a horror movie in the wee hours of the morning even with the light on I’m scared as hell WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE USUALLY I’M NOT THIS TERRIFIED FUCK ME AND MY BULLSHIT

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cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Get this boy to Disney world

DIDNEY WORL

We’re going to get to 700,005 by tonight!

This has shot up 100k a day for the last few days I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

Keep it up!

Let’s hit 800,005 tonight!

900,005 tonight!

behindtheplottwist:

Marvel’s phase two was basically to destroy all of the Avengers homes so they will be forced to live together in the Avengers Tower

(via hotdammysammy)

This Just Happened
  • Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
  • Me: No
  • Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2
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