okay so hi I know I rarely get on anymore but I have good reason okay I broke my computer

I love you all

ixamxleigh:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

Hey there, AF fandom. I’m in the process of planning my literary tattoos and I’m having a lot of trouble coming up with an AF tattoo. I’ve tried googling but all that came up was fanart and such. I’d really appreciate the help, just reblog and add your suggestions, or you can drop something in my ask box! Thanks!

What about a blue diamond? Or perhaps “Aurum Potestas Est” or D’Arvit written in Gnommish?

Those are wonderful thank you

Although for the diamond I’ve always been confused as to what the actual shape is, because there’s a diamond cut gem shape and there’s a diamond geometry shape and they don’t specify which (unless it’s shown in the graphic novels which I have not read)

I really really want to see Steve’s first shopping trip after waking up

"What is this? Bagged salad? They make salads for you now?"

Walking down an aisle and seeing something that’s been around since like the ’30s: “WHAT?! These still exist?! I remember when these came out!!” and he puts 12 of them in his cart as a sort of safety blanket of food

"What even are these prices IN MY DAY THIS WOULD’VE BEEN 2 CENTS"

going with Tony and Tony’s just putting the most gourmet and expensive stuff in the cart and Steve’s like “HOW CAN YOU PAY FOR THIS” and Tony has to explain that wages also rose, not just prices, plus he’s rich

cute Steve walking around a grocery store in his sweats looking lost and confused

STEVE DISCOVERING DORITOS AND BRINGING A BAG TO A PARTY TONY THROWS AND BRUCE POINTS OUT THAT HE HAS THE SAME PROPORTIONS AS A DORITO AND HOLDS A DORITO UP FOR COMPARISON

If My Dog Could Talk
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
rexuality:

I made a small change to my OKC profile

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

(via xdirkcalloway)

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

(via justateeenagedirtbagbaby)

I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

(via justateeenagedirtbagbaby)

disabledgirlism:

it’s pretty common for people discussing rape culture within feminist discourse to conveniently leave out disabled girls, but this is just a casual reminder that disabled women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted, abused or raped than able-bodied women. on top of that, 50% of deaf girls and 54% of deaf boys have been sexually abused or assaulted. so please stop leaving us out of your discussion about rape culture.

(via justateeenagedirtbagbaby)

when i lose enough weight to fit into my skinny cargos i want to put together a kyo cosplay

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

(via josephsballs)

Hey there, AF fandom. I’m in the process of planning my literary tattoos and I’m having a lot of trouble coming up with an AF tattoo. I’ve tried googling but all that came up was fanart and such. I’d really appreciate the help, just reblog and add your suggestions, or you can drop something in my ask box! Thanks!

Fun fact: it is actually not necessary to talk to yourself about everything it actually annoys every person around you

http://madamethursday.tumblr.com/post/94621281467/maevele-quothtehblackbirdnevermoar

maevele:

quothtehblackbirdnevermoar:

wesingofsorrow:

laughingaphrodite:

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and…

(Source: bonycat)

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