Someone needs to draw me Menenius chasing Coriolanus with a white gown yelling “PUT IT ON” and Coriolanus screaming “NO” or something like that
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
so yesterday my cousin and uncle were fighting and my cousin said “are yOU CALLING ME A LIAR” and more than anything i wanted my uncle to say “i aiNT CALLING YOU A TRUTHER”
You can tell there’s an issue
When there are kids
Who would rather
Go to the hospital
Than go to school.
This cannot be rebloged enough
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
tired and sad and tired of being sad
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
Also send me messages on how to survive on planes bc I’m flying for the first time on Wednesday and I am terrified esp bc I will be all alone
Okay it’s bed time lets hope my tummy settles enough so I can sleep
Why the fuck do people follow someone and unfollow them once they become more inactive wtf just don’t follow them in the first place do you know how much it hurts to lose a follower
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
I am so done with being sick off these meds that I would literally prefer to go into diabetic shock and die than be sick every day for the rest of my miserable life
Honestly there is nothing worse than being put on a medicine that has such extreme side effects that it is harming you far more than is it helping you.
Yes. Medicine that doesn’t work also sucks horrible infected orangutan testicles.