theholywaterisabitsalty:

i was sending my sister a message on skype and i stopped it on this picture and i just

which sister bc it wasnt me

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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(Source: john-lemonn, via dutchster)

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

(via imrunninglowonknowhow)

Fun couples Halloween idea: throw yourself inside a garbage bin, then have your partner put on a jumpsuit and wheel you around.

do you ever just bite into a fruit and it’s not quite ripe but as you keep going there are ripe parts and you just switch between them and by the time you’re done you’re just totally unsatisfied with your fruit experience

http://furiouskitten.tumblr.com/post/92178992745/jared-paddledowntheriver-furiouskitten

furiouskitten:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

furiouskitten:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

how to win my heart:

1. pick good watermelon
2. feed it to me

Same. But strawberries.

Melons actually ripen off the plant, if it’s not cut yet take it out of the fridge and let it sit for a day or two to ripen

Ohhhhh

furiouskitten:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

how to win my heart:

1. pick good watermelon
2. feed it to me

Same. But strawberries.

Also: look for the light spot to be a buttery yellow, melons that are heavier than they look are juicier and preferable. Also check to see if the stem end is withered. Also it’s better to have overripe melon than underripe. When in doubt, let it sit out for a while.

furiouskitten:

jared-paddledowntheriver:

how to win my heart:

1. pick good watermelon
2. feed it to me

Same. But strawberries.

Melons actually ripen off the plant, if it’s not cut yet take it out of the fridge and let it sit for a day or two to ripen

how to win my heart:

1. pick good watermelon
2. feed it to me

lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(via swagzin)

I actually had the drive to draw something. It ended up only being a dumb little sketch of Spock firing a laser at a (very shocked) pony but it’s something. And I still want to draw (even after seeing my shitty little drawing) but the problem is I ALWAYS struggle with the whole “what to draw” thing. I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw.

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